What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?