Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do billboards talk?
How do automobiles fly?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?