Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did he change his bike's tires?