What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why is furniture so generous?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a short cow?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the math book sad?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?