What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?