Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How does a cow do math?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call the dog magician?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.