Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?