Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the bee sad?