Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If you need help building an ark...
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do two skunks argue?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?