Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Do dads always snore?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?