Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What time does everyone love to drink?