Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you make a cow float?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?