Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What fish sings the best?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?