What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?