Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?