What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?