What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What goes zzub, zzub?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which bug is related to you?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are stones so good at music?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do books sleep?