Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How long will dinner be?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?