Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?