Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What sport can waiters play really well?
When do mice play every day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
