Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is the number 4 so smart?