What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the saddest part of the week?