What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?