I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?