Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Families are like fudge.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?