Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?