Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?