How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?