Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did March say to the madness?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?