Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do fleas travel?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What game do cows play at parties?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the most determined bird?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?