Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?