What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do fairies always drink?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?