When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?