What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call octopus twins?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?