What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What animal knows kung fu?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?