Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a kitty's favorite book?