Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do ducks get after they eat?
The museum curator needed a break.