Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a small mom?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?