What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which state has the best streets?