What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do naked fish play with?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hike across the universe?