There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?