What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What are the strongest days of the week?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?