Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?