Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Do dads always snore?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?