Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?