What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the math book sad?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?