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What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?