Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?