Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?