What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do termites go camping?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why don't wolves like fast food?